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'Rock of Love' Vegas, baby!
As I watch another episode of Rock of Love 2, I find myself asking some serious questions. What if Bret's endeavor to find love is satisfied? To whom will we turn for Rock of Love 3? Is Vince Neil single? And where is the RoL spin-off? Why do we not have an equivalent of New York? Dear God, could there BE an equivalent of New York? And exactly how many words are there for skank?
But let's be realistic. Few of these questions can be answered tonight. Especially not when they are all headed off, with Heather in tow, to Las Vegas. I can hardly wait to see who stumbles drunkenly into the poker room, vomits on a dealer and passes out first!
They arrive in Vegas without incident and are no sooner in their suite then Jessica and Destiney are delivered golf outfits for their date with Bret. Surprisingly, Jessica apparently played on her high school golf team, so she's excited about the outing. Though I doubt her team allowed teased out side pony tails. And frankly, I don't think the golf course in Vegas should have allowed it either because...well, it was a teased out side pony tail. Which is worse than a scrunci. Even when done with a sense of irony. Which I am not sure it was. Jessica tries to prove she has a personality, by kissing Bret after every good shot. At one point she even jumps on him rather awkwardly. This doesn't change the fact that watching golf is boring.
Back at the suite, Heather talks to Daisy and you can just tell they immediately hate each other. But I am more taken by the fact that when sitting next to Daisy, Heather looks elegant and refined. From there, Heather pulls Ambre aside and starts giving her a pep talk to bring up all of Daisy's flaws to Bret, because all he sees is her boobs. Ambre is intrigued by Heather's ideas and considers subscribing to her newsletter. Thus, when Bret returns to take Ambre and Daisy on their date, Ambre is ready to unsteady Daisy's house of cards. Or pack of lies. Or whatever.
So, it seems Daisy has continued living with her ex-boyfriend for 2 years after their relationship ended. In a one bedroom apartment. Because he doesn't have a job and she does. Ambre fakes looking confused and concerned as she asks "And, I'm sorry Daisy, what do you do?" You guessed it! She's a stripper! She also admits that she has tons of debt. Boy, she sure is a catch. Get it? Fish lips? Catch? Woo! I crack me up!
Meanwhile, back at the suite, Heather tells Destiney and Jessica that Daisy told her she had no competition in the house and she thinks she has it in the bag. For whatever reason, this makes Destiney become completely unglued. She stomps around the suite, screaming...not yelling words, just screaming...and jumping on the pool table, and basically throwing a full on kicking and flailing tantrum. Heather also tells Destiney that she doesn't think a girl who lives with her ex should be in the game at all, and Destiney decides to pursue that. Jessica just sits and watches the entire thing transpire.
When Daisy and Ambre come back to the suite, all hell breaks lose. I wish I could tell you what was said, but between Destiney shouting and stomping, Ambre screaming, Daisy whining, and all the beeping, I cannot make heads or tails of it. But it must be pretty bad, because Daisy yells, I kid thee not : "Do you know who I am? My uncle is Oscar De La Hoya!!" Well then. Is he the cross dresser? Alleged cross dresser, I mean.
Heather gets in on the act and beans Daisy in the head with a plastic cup full of something liquid. If this were Flavor of Love, someone's weave would be getting yanked out. Daisy just rolls her eyes and pouts. John arrives to take all the girls to go up the Bret's suite, which doesn't last long. Because it doesn't take long for Destiney to start yelling at Daisy again and Daisy yells back, and Destiney throws a drink at Daisy, who by now must smell like a gin distillery. Which is probably a nice change. But Bret gets up and leaves the table and John takes all the girls out, leaving Daisy with Bret.
He asks her to come clean with him and she camera talks that she had no idea this was going to have to be so deep. Yeah, who knew having a relationship would require all this getting to know you crap? But that is when she spills that she kinda, maybe, sort of "hung out" with C.C. DeVille. Which, really, there is nothing else I can say about that, because it's just hysterical in it's own right. Bret begins to wonder if Daisy is a groupie. Gee, ya think?
By the time the elimination ceremony rolls around, almost all the girls are scared. Daisy is afraid that Bret doesn't understand her special relationship with her ex. Destiney is afraid that Bret doesn't like her because she's an angry drunk. And Jessica is afraid that Bret doesn't know her. Which is likely true. Ambre is the only one who isn't scared, as she camera talks "He has bigger fish to fry this week". But in the end, his final 3 hold no surprises. Daisy and her "bottomless pit of turmoil", Destiney and her anger issues, and Ambre and her....well, whatever, are the final 3. Jessica is sent home in tears for not being "jaded" enough. Which I suppose means that she wasn't enough of a trainwreck.
Which means Jessica wins!
Hey... I dated a chick named Daisy, too.
Big lips.
Wow. I don't watch this show because it would cause my soul to die, but your recap was quite amusing.
People like that don't deserve to be on TV.
"Which means Jessica wins!" Ha Ha, I love it!
LostFanatic | Mar 31, 2008 8:35:38 AM | #I wonder why Daisy being a strippre is "not" an issue with Bret this time, but last season it was the "end-all" as to why he refused to date Heather saying what a bad relationship he had with a previous stripper, so he couldn't date another one??? Hmmm sounds a bit like a hypocrite to me, but then apparently those blowfish lips must outweigh the fact that Daisy is a gold-digger groupie looking for a new place to live and her 15 minutes of celeb reality fame.
Or he could opt for Destiney whose drunken truth or dare antics last week featured naked cartwheels and peeing on Bret's doorstep to "mark her territory" - ahhh her parent's must be SO proud!
Nice choices there Bret... top quality indeed!
well ambre seems like a good choice to me, even though her personality is a little bit anal and annoying...but at least she's the least-trashy of the bunch........
courtknee | Mar 31, 2008 12:20:43 PM | #well ambre seems like a good choice to me, even though her personality is a little bit anal and annoying...but at least she's the least-trashy of the bunch........
courtknee | Mar 31, 2008 12:20:51 PM | #Unfortunately, apparantly next weeks episode will reveal that Ambre lied about her age according to the promos which will likely (and ridiculously) be the kiss of death for her leaving a Destiny/Daisy finale.
sac | Mar 31, 2008 1:31:20 PM | #I read somewhere else that Bret and Kristy Joe were dating before they started filming and he grudgingly continued once she left. Apparently they live together in Arizona now. So, who cares which of the 3 wins, Bret already found his Rock of Love.
Cactus | Mar 31, 2008 7:18:04 PM | #I think Bret should get rid of Daisy. Not because she's crazy (which she is), shallow (which she is), annoying (which she is), or still sleeping with her ex (which she is). Nope, he should get rid of her because she used to be a man, and I don't think he's into that.
Dan H | Apr 2, 2008 6:55:01 AM | #wow it's crazy how much reality shows such as this are rigged and actually quite un-realistic. As Jes kept repeating last season..."the whole experience was a mind-trip"
I would like to meet the person who could even remotely take Daisy OR Destiny seriously.
This show is so stupid, why do I watch???
courtknee | Apr 4, 2008 9:27:40 AM | #I missed the last episode. This recap was almost as if I actually had seen it.
Ambre is my first pick, although Jessica was surely my second.I am sad to hear that she left. Brett needs someone who is a little more reserved, unlike Daisy and Destiny.
Daisy would have gone home when we all found out about her live in ex boyfriend. Seriously, who has a problem kicking their ex to the curb (job or no job)? I think she is looking to support the two of them.
kobe | Apr 4, 2008 1:39:05 PM | #This show destroys a little more of my brain cells each week; however, it is a like a car crash - I have to keep watching. All of the opinions of the ladies are justified. BUT, what real woman would even want Bret now after these two seasons - ugh.
TJ | Apr 13, 2008 7:03:36 AM | #
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