'Toddlers & Tiaras' sneak peek: Snakes on a stage?

Five-year-old Kylie hit the pageant circuit young, but for the past year has put it on the back burner while she concentrated on print modeling, "high end fashion shows" and children's couture magazine shoots. Watch as she does her robot routine, which she likes. A lot. More

Pageants -- like life -- aren't fair. Which is something one learns early on watching TLC's "Toddlers & Tiaras." More

Things get dark on "Toddlers & Tiaras" when Bridgett -- who likes to kill bugs -- admits that the bug she'd like to kill most isn't an ant, a bee, a grasshopper or even a fly: It's Justin Bieber. WHAT?! More

"It's okay to know you're like the bomb diggity," says Alaska, whose one goal in life -- or at least this episode of "Toddlers & Tiaras" -- is to crush her nemesis, Gabby. More

"Toddlers and Tiaras" is back Wednesday (April 11) with an all new episode featuring plenty of toddlers in tiaras, toddlers trying to get tiaras and even a little controversy when two moms tangle on Facebook, then in person. More

"The most unique thing about Paisley," intones an announcer at the New York's Darling Divas pageant, "is that she's 37 inches tall and her hair is 22 inches long." FALSE! More

"With my mom, my publicist and my manger, I'm chasing my dreams to New York City," she says in the sneak peek clip. "It's hard being Eden Wood, but I love it." More