'Opportunity Knocks': Getting Punk'd by Ashton Kutcher

Here's the thing: while more than one TV critic has a couple of pilot scripts rattling around at home and a notebook full of great ideas for shows, by and large we don't want to be part of the limelight. We're really nothing more than wayward souls whose favorite classes involved reading books and then tearing them apart and putting them back together. The only thing that kept us from a career in academics is our desire to watch Beverly Hills, 90210 over attending Thursday night study group.