'Sherlock', 'American Horror Story: Coven' and more of the best lines on TV this week
Most shows have returned from their midseason breaks, and some have recently premiered, meaning there's a lot of good material out there to qualify for the best quotes of the week. From "Sherlock" to "Community," if was a good week for TV dialogue. Check out some of Zap2it's favorites below.
Mrs. Hudson: "Your mother has a lot to answer for."
Sherlock: "I know ... Mycroft has a file."
Jeff: "Life is weird. It's a container for all this little stuff. Then the container just ... [fart noise]."
Sugar: "Sooner or later, someone's gonna figure out who you are. Or at least who you are not."
Inspector General Kelly Peterson to Frank: "I went through hell and back. Well, just hell. There was no coming back."
Gus: "'That stick' is a Nimbus 2000, a gift the wizard Potter received from Minerva McGonagall, which you would know if you had ever successfully opened a book ... I need my potions!"
Jones: "You always take responsibility for him. Maybe it's time he starts taking responsibility for himself."
"Pretty Little Liars"
Claire: "I don't think she ever loved anybody. I don't think she knew how. She just collected love from other people. ... Everything she gave you, she took two things away."
"The Michael J. Fox Show"
Mike to Harris, unaware his sister Leigh is hiding in Harris' office closet: "From now on, nothing gets by me."
"Person of Interest"
Root as she comes to the rescue: "I told you Harold, we're supposed to work together."
"Marvel's Agents of SHIELD"
May to Ward: "You don't have to assume the worst of me."
Grunwald: "Be careful, my dear. You think you have the answers, but you don't even know what the questions are."
"Brooklyn Nine Nine"
Santiago: "Doing work and hanging with dogs, that's my lifestyle."
Holt: "You're allergic to dogs, aren't you?"
Santiago: "No, I just need an epi pen because happiness is making my throat close up."
Lady Violet: "When you talk like that, I'm tempted to ring for nanny and have you put to bed with no supper."
Pete to Kate: "The overcoat, the rented Ferrari, trendy hotel with a water bar -- are you having my midlife crisis for me?"
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