Steven Tyler crashes 'American Idol' auditions ... in drag

Steven Tyler - Surprise Oklahoma City Audition... by IdolxMuzic

The "American Idol" judges got a big surprise in Oklahoma City when a tall, leggy blonde named Pepper walked in the room ... none other than Steven Tyler, the "Idol" judge of the last two seasons.

We have absolutely no idea what he was doing there. It's not as if the auditions were in Los Angeles. These were in Oklahoma. Maybe Steven Tyler randomly hangs out in drag in Oklahoma. He didn't actually look that different from normal.

He also was dispensing his usual word-salad advice: "I'm gonna judge your a** first. The roosters may crow, but the hens deliver the goods."

Whatever that means! Honestly, we kind of miss his crazy butt.