'Dance Moms' look-alikes: Fantasy casting for 'Dance Moms: The Movie'

By Jen Harper

April 3, 2012 12:55 AM ET

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With the Season 2 finale (April 3) of "Dance Moms" and the premiere of the spinoff "Dance Moms: Miami" upon us, Zap2it's started dreaming of even bigger and better things for Abby Lee Miller and her posse of moms and their daughters -- like our fantasy casting for (the completely fictional) "Dance Moms: The Movie" (minus the girls, who will all play themselves -- this is what Abby's been training them for!), starting with Abby Lee as played by actress Patrika Darbo, who most recently guest-starred on "The Middle."

Check out the rest of our picks below.

Kelly played by Kate Gosselin

But it has to be short-haired Kate Gosselin. Kelly may be up for implants, but she would never rock a bad weave.

Melissa played by Courtney Thorne-Smith

They both know how to work a side-swept bang.

Holly played by Michelle Obama

Because the likelihood of the First Lady playing a reality star in a film is about as likely as this movie actually happening.

Christi played by Debbie Gibson

Films seem like a logical next step for Debbie after "The Celebrity Apprentice."

Cathy from Candy Apple's Dance Center played by the Evil Queen from "Snow White"