'Two and a Half Men': Ashton Kutcher takes a bow and 4 spoilers from Charlie's fictional funeral

I am one of those "rare birds" who is a fan of Jon Cryer -- vastly underrated, in my opinion -- have been since his nerdy "Ducky" in "Pretty in Pink". Sure, he's not flashy -- but that's his role.

Of course, I'll be watching.

No!! Only if charlie sheen is back on the show.

I thought Rose would have Charlie stuffed and added to her collection of manikins.

I will absolutely be watching. I think the whole cast is talented and I am looking forward to the show

Sorry, for me it is over, moreover you already gave all the spoilers..So i will watch Sheen roast instead and looking forward to watch Anger Management.

Chuck Lorre has ruined Two and A Half Men. It has turned from a funny show, and now is a disturbing, twisted, Not Funny show.
People will watch the first show, but the following episodes will see the show ratings dip until it is canceled.

“Charlie's cause of death, apparently, is Parisian subway car. Harper's stalker-turned-wife Rose.” “Charlie will die a violent death when he is mowed down by a subway train. Vey twisted and sick, Very bad writing, not funny, not true to shows characters.

Ashton Kutcher will make his début performance as internet billionaire Walter Schmidt, who ends up buying Charlie Harper Malibu beach house, and Alan and Jake live with him. Very bad writing, not funny, not true to shows characters.

Chuck Lorre has ruined Two and A Half Men. It has turned from a funny show, and now is a disturbing, twisted, Not Funny show.
People will watch the first show, but the following episodes will see the show ratings dip until it is canceled.

“Charlie's cause of death, apparently, is Parisian subway car. Harper's stalker-turned-wife Rose.” “Charlie will die a violent death when he is mowed down by a subway train. Vey twisted and sick, Very bad writing, not funny, not true to shows characters.

Ashton Kutcher will make his début performance as internet billionaire Walter Schmidt, who ends up buying Charlie Harper Malibu beach house, and Alan and Jake live with him. Very bad writing, not funny, not true to shows characters.
And Ashton Kutcher is a bad actor, all his movies have bombed.

They should have canceled CBS Two and A Half Men when Charlie Sheen left. It went from being one of the best shows on television, to a show that will be canceled soon.

No. I will not. Charlie left and so did I. While I love all the other characters on the show Two and a Half Men was about Charlie. You really messed this one up Chuck.

"I will be watching my fake funeral, attended by my fake ex-girlfriends, from my very, very real movie theater, with my very real hotties in tow."

Hotties = hookers. Would these be all the hotties who started leaving him once the job offers started drying up?

Thank goodness Sheen is finally gone. The writing was suffering since Sheen was so out of it - it will be great having Kutscher back in a regular series - his comedic timing is fantastic. Good luck to all involved with this masterpiece and rest in peace Charlie Harper.