'Big Brother 13': A Big Brother wedding

Some crazy stuff is happening in the "Big Brother 13" house. Don't keep reading if you don't want spoilers from the live feeds, including Power of Veto results.

Don't forget to sign up for the live feeds so you can follow along with all this week's shenanigans

So after Dani nominated engaged couple Rachel and Brendon and Brendon subsequently sacrificed himself for love by using the Power of Veto he won to take Rachel off the block, the house decided to have a "Big Brother" wedding for them since they are surely going to be split up this week (Rachel's replacment nominee was Jordan).

The houseguests not only had a bachelor/bachelorette party last night (complete with Porsche in a skimpy cop outfit, which - *coughhighclasshookercough*), but tonight they have fashioned tuxedos out of trashbags for Brendon and his best man Jeff and a wedding dress for Rachel so that they can put on the first ever "Big Brother" wedding.

It sounds pretty ludicrous to us out here, but I can only imagine how bored the houseguests get cooped up all summer, so this is probably really fun for them. Big Brother gives them champagne to celebrate, though Brendon can't drink it because he's a Have-Not this week.

Don't forget to sign up for the live feeds so you can follow along with all this week's shenanigans. The wedding is scheduled to start at 10:30 p.m. PT time, so if you sign up now, you can watch it yourself!

"Big Brother" airs Sunday, Wednesday and Thursday nights on CBS.