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The veterans are not happy about Evel Dick's departure from the "Big Brother 13" house, since now the numbers are 8 on 5. But they have not given up and a newbie is still going home.Post-Nominations
Porsche comes to the HOH room crying and dumbly acts like the veterans are going to throw the Veto to keep her safe. No, dummy. They're trying to get you the Golden Key and get you in their pocket. Seriously, she does not have two brain cells to rub together. In order to get the Golden Key, you have to be on the block. They're telling her to throw POV and she's not sure. Ugh. Can't we send BOTH her and Keith home?
Brendon talking-heads, "Porsche's actng like a ditzy girl." Uh, "acting"? Think again, Bookie. (That's Rachel's nickname for Brendon and it doesn't rhyme with cookie it rhymes with dookie. Heh.)
Meanwhile, Keith and Dominic celebrate about Keith being up on the block by way of a dorky little dance. Keith is planning on throwing POV in order to stay and get Porsche out. Hmm.
Dick's Departure
We now get the sequence where Evel Dick left the "Big Brother" house. For those of you who haven't seen it yet, he recorded a video message once he was home about why he had to leave. The houseguests are at a loss when he disappears, which would be really weird. You go into the DR, you DON'T COME OUT.
Daniele's pretty mad that she is benched now for four weeks, since she has a Golden Key due to being without a partner. Meanwhile, Brendon the Gallant wants to go kick Keith's ass because Keith was smiling when Dick left the game. Of course he was smiling, dummy. Just calm down.
But Superhero Jeff is there to give them a pep talk. He manages to do it without any gay slurs, so that's a point in his favor.
Meanwhile, all the other newbies are kind of disgusted at Keith's celebration. Obviously something fairly serious happened to somebody to get Evel Dick out of the house and it's in pretty poor taste to celebrate like a jackass.
Keith decides it's time for action, so he rallies the newbies and "outs" Porsche and Kalia as people who are talking to the veterans. Uh, you can't live in a house with people without talking to them and hanging out sometimes. Keith has lost his damn mind. Lawon rightly calls him a ticking time bomb ready to explode.
Veto Competition
The Veto draw "randomly" selects Jeff and Jordan - probably every chip in the bag said Jeff and Jordan. Keith and Porsche are each throwing the POV, which is hilarious because they both think they're so safe.
Adam is the host and the theme is superhero. They play in pairs, with each guy going after puzzle pieces while each girl is on a pulley putting together a puzzle. When the pulley lifts Jordan, she becomes Captain Boobs, which is pretty spectacular.
So between Keith and Porsche throwing the competition and Jordan struggling with the puzzle, Rachel and Brendon win handily. And just BTW - what is with Adam's "I'm holding an egg in my mouth" way of talking during this competition? Is that the way he thinks cops sound? He's not Officer Krupke.
Also, since Brenchel won the POV, is there any suspense for the last 20 minutes of this episode? There is not. Porsche will be an easily manipulated alliance member with a Golden Key and Keith is a lunatic, so...
Power of Veto aftermath
But Rachel decides having HOH and POV makes her the Queen of the World, so she and Brendon try to make deals with every single pair under the guise that they are considering replacement nominees. This will hopefully backfire on them, because it's certainly a huge show of hubris. I mean, the bravado and arrogance could choke a horse.
Naturally, Brenchel chooses not to use the POV.
So who do you think is going home tomorrow night? Porsche or Keith? My heart hopes Porsche, but my head says Keith.
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Even though she apparently learned not to be an 'emotional nominator', but she can help herself from playing the game like an idiot. And now that **** isn't around to counter her enormous ego (with his enormous ego) we're in for another summer of Rachel unless somehow she gets taken out quick before the sequestering starts.
So funny that Daniele scoffed at Porsche being upset about not being able to compete if Keith left and then she's crying like a baby about the same thing when ED leaves.
Rachel & Brendon are so terminally lame at playing "the people" aspect of the game. It's like they know perfectly how to lose friends and NOT influence ppl! This is where they needed E-****, but at least they still have Jeff/Jordan to talk some sense and feel out the other hg's (yeah, when Jeff's not busy making homophobic slurs!).
oh, yeah ITA about Adam's "voice" being very annoying as he emcee'd the POV, ugh, enough was enough!