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'The Bachelor: Women Tell All' special: Michelle Money ripped apart by wolves ... er, the women
The special kicks off with a rehash of the season so far between Brad and Chris Harrison. It's boring and does not shed any extra light on the season. Bloop bloop bloop. At the reunion special, Chris starts the reunion with footage from a "Bachelor" franchise party from New York plus talk of "Bachelor Pad 2," which is going to air this summer. We see all the greatest hits - Vienna, Rozlyn, Kasey the Heart Protector, Wes, Ashleigh, Krisily and Gia, who basically calls Vienna a skank, which - we aren't going to argue with you.
It's finally time for the actual Women Tell All portion of the evening. Here are some highlights:
- Ashley H. has some seriously dark hair, which I'm not sure about yet. It's a dramatic change. The women descend on Michelle like hyenas on a gazelle carcass and it's pretty wonderful. Michelle can insist she's "funny" and "sarcastic" all she wants - if she was funny, I would've laughed more. She came across as petty, immature and catty.
- There is some time given to Melissa vs. Rachel, but um - who even cares? They both went home early, neither of them is even a blip on the radar anymore. Why do we want to find out more about that conflict?
- Baby-voiced 15-year-old Ashley S. gets a segment. Are they trying to gauge response on her for next Bachelorette? Because she kind of annoyed me and I don't know why her exit is being touted as so heartbreaking. Is it because she got punched "in the stomach. And the heart"?
- Back to the new dark-haired Ashley H. She seems to have had a personal transformation since maybe her defense mechanisms made her lose out on a great guy. After Chris Harrison asks her what she wants to say to Brad, she hilariously drops her voice and goes, "That I love him" and then a bit later she drops her voice again and says, "I feel like a changed woman." Uh, she's being so winning! In the span of five minutes, she has convinced me she'd be a fun Bachelorette to watch.
- Brad comes out and he says he'll defend Michelle until he's blue in the face. He also says her interviews were funny. Hmph.
- Brad and Ashley have a nice reconciliation and Brad also talks about a visit to a preschool they made in South Africa, which is cool.
- Brad then insists he is in love and that he falls more and more in love with the woman he chose every day.
- There is a delightful outtake reel that I can't even do justice in trying to describe, so I will not try.
- We then get a preview of the finale. Chantal and Emily each get a segment. Who do you think Brad is going to choose? I think Chantal is the better match for him.
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He's gonna choose the girl with more money aka Chantal. It's more than obvious. Why would he really choose a girl who's in love with a dead fiance and who has baggage and a kid....really
Michelle, OMG! seriously. What a psycho cry baby. She chose to leave her daughter at home to go chase a random dude that she didn't know. Yet now she is balling about leaving her kid. Grow up. It was your decision. You are a spider! That is the best description I've head to date. You never had a chance with Brad. He is way to good for you. Michelle is so stupid. She needs to cry and go home. Hopefully she has help raising her kid because the world doesn't need another Mic-HELL-e!
michelle- poorest example of an excusue! ***** never shed one tear! u are fake and deserve every bit of bashing that ppl around the world are about to dish out on you!!
What an incredibly shady black widow. I've never seen anyone double-talk themselves to death; I wonder if she really hears herself talking?
Michelle! Entertaining and beautiful. All the other girls were vicious and I swear it was like high school! The only girls I had respect for were the quiet ones :) lol. Just goes to show that people do hate you more when your pretty!
Michelle awful fake, catty and a supreme con artist..never mentioned her kid on the show good call to suddenly when called on your **** become Super Mom..
Brad is picking Emily..tho I prefer Chantal.
Brad will choose Chantal. Although I like Emily, I think she would subconsciously compare him to her ex-fiance. Chantal's family has more money and I think that will sway his decision. After all, tonight he said he was more in love with "this woman" every day. So, don't be surprised when he says goodbye to Emily.
You may have heard he chooses Chantal, but he's going to choose Emily! My favorite pick!
I think he picks Emily but anyway that was some beatdown last night!!! Chris Harrison actually had to settle the ladies down because they wouldn't let up. : )
I think the b-itch(Michelle) had it coming. She was a smartass witch all season until Brad finally realized it wasn't cute. And the tears were all for show. She worked over the audience real good but I'm not buying it. Michelle is the type of witch that will smile in your face and grab a knife to stab you with when you turn your back to her.
You are the one who is mean and catty.