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'Real Housewives of Miami' sneak-y preview: Our snap judgments
Can we all agree that Bravo can be very sneaky? If you weren't watching "Watch What Happens Live" after "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" reunion, then you would have missed Andy Cohen's announcement: A sneak peek of the first episode of "Real Housewives of Miami" would air immediately after his show. Very sneaky, indeed.
Our first impression is that this cast doesn't have a shrinking violet in the bunch. They're a group of very confident women. Of course, that could be the impression all the "Real Housewives" casts want us to believe after the first episode. Though, this group really puts the "sass" in sassy.
There's something to be said for the ethnic flavor of this cast. Our favorite line? When Adriana explained why Miami gave her so much confidence. She said that she's considered beautiful in Miami and doesn't have to be blue-eyed and blonde to feel validated. That's a pretty powerful statement to us that we think a lot of women can relate to.
Since it was such a surprise to us that Bravo aired the sneak peek as they did, we thought we'd return the favor with some snap judgments of the women. If you need a refresher on which woman is which, read about the Miami women here.
Lea Black: Can't be trusted
Marysol Patton: Lied about plastic surgery (and her mother? Yikes!)
Adriana DeMoura-Sidi: Attention whore
Alexia Echevarria: Trophy wife
Cristy Rice: Follower
Larsa Pippen: A bit vanilla
What are your first impressions of the gals?
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The worst ever!! I am a devotee of Real Housewives..this group stinks!
Boring BIMBOS, particularly Adriana. I switched channels and didn't watch the last 20 minutes.
Much prefer "Housewives" who have careers independent of the series such as Phaedra, Kandi, Adrienne, Lisa, Linda, Stacie. Exceptions: Vicki Gunvalson, who's simply irritating; and Bethenny Frankel, whose career seems to revolve around her TV appearances and is overexposed.
I won't be watching these women in Miami. Totally a snooze fest.
I have one word for this show..... BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Larsa Pippen...fantastic....classy and gorgeous!
What a bunch of bimbo ******! Why do we follow trashy hookers such as these and make them famous?They have absolutely nothing important to say, and have egos the size of Marysol's fake lips...speaking of which, my favorite line of the night was Marysol Patton's, "I don't believe in plastic surgery..." HAHAHA! What a crock of silicon crap! She AND her mother were the freak-show highlight...and THAT is why we watch this garbage...it is a FREAK SHOW!
Christy Rice is a fake homewrecking *****! She lies about her age...I went to school with her and she is NOT 29! More like 39... and she hooked up with Glen Rice for his status, money, and celebrity. Then she screws around with her ZUMBA instructor, gets caught and Glen Rice gets arrested! She is a gold-digging *****...period!
Elsa- a fake psychic she should have seen it coming what a plastic surgeon would do to her face.
Cristy Rice aka Mr. Ed- Love child of Mr. Ed.
She has a mouth of a horse or a mule.
LARSA- she beats her husband in some basement as he hands her money and begs for her to stop.
MARISOL- while she sleeps alliens come down and practice plastic surgery on her face thats why she claims she never had it done.
How come no one is talking about Lea's relationship with Dr. frank Ryan?
For me, this is the worst show ever and I love watching the other Housewives. Marysol's Mom looks sooooooo scary and seriously needs to do something with herself. OMG, the roasting of the pig was just horrible.