'Survivor' recap: Fox NFL Sunday

Wow, reunion shows always suck and disappoint, but this was one of the worst in recent memory. First of all, like a quarter of the contestants don't get a chance to say anything at all, while another half only get a few words in edgewise.

That's because we need to waste a whole lot of time on Chase's music, Jimmy Johnson, Jimmy Johnson's "friend" Terry Bradshaw who just happens to be in the audience with his own microphone, a few past contestants who just won't get out of the spotlight already, and an explanation of next season's "epic twist" that basically turns this show into Real World/Road Rules Challenge.

But I guess that's what you have to do when your winner, though looking hot with his new haircut, is almost definitely stoned out of his mind and babbling about ethnomusicology, Shannon can't let go of his need to tell the world that Sash seems gay, and stupid America voted overwhelmingly to give the fan favorite prize to a rather hateful old woman who cries poverty while making $50,000 a year.