'Family Guy' wishes you a Merry Christmas; your list may vary

Say this for the Griffin family: They do not think small (or especially clean) when they make out their Christmas wish lists.

"Family Guy" aired a Christmas episode Sunday (Dec. 12), and it included the catchy, wish-filled and not a little filthy song below. Sing along as Peter wishes for "Jessica Biel and Megan Fox, wearing nothing but their socks," Meg hoping for the voices in her head to become more benign, and Stewie asking for some yellowcake uranium. And also Chutes and Ladders.

Have a merry Quahog Christmas, everyone. And maybe save this video till the kids are tucked in.