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'Jersey Shore': Who won the battle of the guidettes?
In tonight's (Sept. 30) episode of "Jersey Shore" epic things went down -- among them one of the guidettes.
It's a surprise that Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi hasn't been arrested for indecent exposure. We have seen more of Snooki's hind side this episode than she has probably seen in her entire life. By the way, Snooks, cute pink thong. Is that Victoria's Secret?
At the same time, Angelina Pivarnick has her quirks, too. She's a "special" character in the house. In two seasons, she has managed to make enemies with every single roomie. Most tend to stray away from drama. Angelina, however, creates it. Tonight's brawl with Snooki was just another portrayal of Angelina's track record with her roommates.
If you recall, Snooki was, let's say, not in the tanning mood when she found out Angelina had smushed with housemate Vinny Guadagnino after her.
"I think Angelina loves my sloppy seconds," Snooki stated in a confessional. "She goes to Vinny and she's trying to go to what's-his-name. Like, what are you doing? If you want to make out with me, just ask. I will say yes."
The drama leading up to the much anticipated cat fight came to a boil when Snooki nonchalantly brought home Angelina's dude from the club. Honest mistake or Snooki's vengeful payback to Angelina for sleeping with Vinny? We will leave that for you to decide.
So, both of them go at it in the living room -- yelling, cursing, and the whole nine yards. Angelina, unafraid to voice her opinion, then calls out the entire house.
"I don't give a f**k about anybody in this house," she screams. "All of you's in this house are f**king fake. And I want you all to know that I can't stand any of you's. Fake motherf***kers, all of you."
Snooki, known to stick up for her friends in the house, snaps. "Hold my earrings," she says. Uh oh. Snooki then took her abnormally sized hooped earrings off in milliseconds and pounced on Angelina like a hyena. Through all the hair grabbing, tumbling, and head locks, it is uncertain who won this scrap fest.
Only two things are confirmed: One, Angelina has officially left the house. And two, Snooki is "still pretty, B***h"
So, readers, who do you think won the Jersey Shore showdown? Snooki or Angelina?
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It was a socka-polooza!
Snooki won. But I wish she would a beat Angelina *** more for me. Like really went in hard that would have been nice. Angelina talk too much ****....
OMG IT WASN'T EVEN A FIGHT BUT IF U WANNA GET TECHNICAL ANGELINA WON! SHE ACTUALLY PUNCHED SNOOKI A FEW TIME SNOOKI JUS PULLD HAIR
Idc who won the fight(if u wanna call it that). I'm just glad the stupid hobag ***** Angelina left the house!
#teamsnooki
snooks totally won.
angelina fought her back good too! Why does everyone hate on Angelina, snooki hooked up with just as many dudes as angelina. Angelina was fun and brought some better drama to the house, at least she would go meet cute guys and she is a cute girl. I think snooki is jealous of angelina's looks and figure. Hope the stupid show doesnt start back with dumb ron and stupid sam's story line, ugh they suck! Literally ron and sam are gross and i cant stand whenever the camera is even on them, sam has the most ANNOING voice ever, she was just lucky to get a coke habit to lose her fat. Ron is a pig, who is he to talk about anyone cheating?!?! Hate his dumb laugh too. Paulie is annoying too, he needs to wash that hair, yikes and cut it and then respike it if he wants, yuk and he is too tan and mean.
*ANNOYING
Are you serious - Angelina smacked the hell-out-of Snickers
Are you all serious. Angelina smacked the hell-out-of Snickers
By the way how can Mike, paulie and ron sit there and dis angelina, look what they have been doing with so many girls. They were just jealous that angelina brought back guys that are cute and younger then them, haha! I used to like Paulie too but boy has this fame changed him or what, cant stand him anymore at all (that girl he keeps bragging about, needs a little bit of a nose job, and she is just there to be on the show)