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Gleek Speak: 'Grilled Cheesus' best quotes from Finn, Sue and Brittany

glee-cory-monteith-503-320.jpgOh "Glee," we can't keep up with all the memorable quotes, and the religion-themed episode "Grilled Cheesus" brings us some winners.

Spoiler alert -- don't keep reading if you haven't seen "Grilled Cheesus" yet.

This time around, we get some good lines from Finn (Cory Monteith), whose relationship with a grilled cheese sandwich with the face of God on it requires much inner monologue. Finn's not all that deep, but that's no surprise.

We naturally also get some classic lines from Brittany (Heather Morris) and Sue Sylvester (Jane Lynch). Some of our favorites from each:

Finn

"Dear Grilled Cheesus, first of all, you're delicious."

"What up, Grilled Cheesus. I need to ask you something. I didn't go to Sunday school, so I don't know if God works the same as a genie and I only have three wishes ..."

Finn to Rachel:

"Sure, of course. Yeah, [your kids] should totally go to Jew church and wear those hats and eat that salty orange stuff on their bagels."

Brittany

"Whenever I pray I fall asleep."

glee-heather-morris-503-320.jpg"I did a book report on heart attacks if you want to give it to the doctor. It got knocked down a whole letter grade because it was written in crayon."

Tina: "Last week we were too sexy, this week we're too religious -- we can't win."
Brittany: "Now I know how Miley feels like."

Sue

"I'm sorry for what you're going through. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. I guess I don't have to. I think Mary Lou Retton's an orphan or something."

Principal Figgins:
"But Sue, children should be allowed to profess whatever faith they choose."
Sue: "At the BET Awards, but not in a public school."

Sue to Emma:

"I realize you're only half orangutan, but I'm still allergic to your lustrous, ginger mane."

Which ones are your favorites? Which did we miss?

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You forgot Brittany's "I made him a card that says heart attacks are from loving too much"

Rachel saying "I need to know that my children will be free to worship who I tell them to."

Sue said something about how the U.S. isn't a monarchy even though she had tried to make it that way. I wish I knew the exact quote because Jane's delivery was (as usual) perfect.

But I must say that Brittany's heart attack book report takes the cake here. Hilarious.

Brittany has the best lines. I look forward to them every week.

Puck: I’m a total Jew for Jesus. He’s my number one Heb.

Brittany asking, "God is an angry dwarf" plus Kurt's rant that led up to her question. Classic!

Brittany is just naturaly funny. :P

‎Rachel: "I need to know that my children will be free to worship in the way that I decide is right."

People actually watch this show?

Sue said something about attending the "Holy Mother of God Academy"...her delivery crazy funny!

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