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TwitterTiger Woods accident: 'CSI: Miami,' are you listening?
If "Law & Order" can do "ripped from the headlines!" episodes, why not "CSI: Miami?" Picture this: beloved superstar baseball player with a perfect model wife and two beautiful children is in (as first reported) "serious condition" after an automobile crash in his neighborhood. The "CSI: Miami" team is on the case!
As more and more details come to light, it turns out said athlete fought with his model wife prior to the accident. But wait -- now it sounds like the model wife heroically, valiantly smashed out the car window to drag her bleeding husband to safety.
Except... rumors (unconfirmed) have just come to light that said athlete is having an affair.
The final frame "CSI" reenactment shows the dramatic domestic dispute over the alleged mistress. The sports figure storms off, angry model wife in hot pursuit, wielding a *ahem* baseball bat. The player's car crash is actually caused by the enraged wife trying to smash out the back window.
What could David Caruso's pre-credits line be? "Looks like this sports hero... has struck out."
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Looks like this golfer... was putting into someone else's hole.
Looks like his caddy wasn't the only one giving him wood.
But don't they usually investigate actual crimes on CSI (I've never watched, so don't know for sure, but judging by the show's name that is what I assumed)? Assuming so, this isn't a crime, so why would they do a storyline based on it?
Maybe the golfer....had one too many birdies.
what happened, is Tiger ok and was his family with?
Excellent suggestions, guys. I particularly like "had one too many birdies." Heh heh.
Tiger's drive wasn't down the fairway, it was on the neighbor's lawn. Sounds like he was in the bush, though, maybe with a gal from the beach, but his wife had set him up with a sand trap. While Woods thought any hole in one was as good as another, his wife came out of the house with military precision to shoot that bogey down. And, after the eagle had landed, the rest is par for the course.
now we know who the real tiger in the woods household is!!
Wow, the wife lacerates his face, comes after him with a golf club, causes him to get into an accident that leaves him unconscious for six minutes and puts him in the hospital, and Zap2it laughs about it. And other sickos follow suit and make jokes.
Wouldn't it really have been funny if she had come after him with a shotgun and killed him? Hilarious.
No Rihanna treatment for Tiger. Guess he's the Chris Brown of the relationship. Maybe Zap2it can get him banned from GMA too in their role as booking agent for Adam Lambert.
There is always fallout when women hurt other women, especially wives with children. Aside from a husband's part in affairs, other women should not hurt others or try to take someone or something that doesn't belong to them. Life isn't a game; look at the people individuals hurt when toying with others' lives. If a man isn't going to be strong, then other women should be. If there was an affair, it wasn't worth it in the big scheme of things, no matter what. Think karma, for one thing. Although I am not religious as such, think also about the words thou shall not covet, thou shall not commit adultery and all related. Innocent until proven guilty, I know, but to all those out there - think twice before playing games with others' lives. I don't blame Tiger's wife if she did chase him down the driveway with a golf club. It isn't okay for him to take her for granted or for him or any women to crush and humiliate her and her children - if that is the case. I hope Tiger and his wife don't make too many statements, though. Perhaps it isn't anyone's business after all, not really - except that other women, especially single women who don't realize the overall consequences, perhaps, should see what they are doing to families by having affairs with married men. If there was inappropriate behaviour by other women, they should look at this situation and hang their heads in shame. And Tiger - well, that would take another email - will leave that for now.