Top 10 reasons David Letterman confessed to affairs on 'The Late Show'
In the world of "The Late Show With David Letterman" everyone is fair game when it comes to the Top 10 List mockery.Naturally, that means Letterman's own confession Thursday night to having sexual affairs with some of his show staffers is begging for the Top 10 treatment.
We had so much fun compiling our other list (Top 10 reasons why David Letterman finally married Regina Lasko) and we wanted to beat Dave to the punch, so we present:
Top 10 reasons I, David Letterman, confessed to affairs on "The Late Show"
10. Needed a sex scandal like Mark Sanford so I could get my own Top 10 list.
9. Couldn't cough up the $2 mil ever since I paid Oprah to come on my show.
8. Wanted to show Bill Clinton how it's done.
7. It's easier than writing a memoir.
6. Hoping to get my story retold on "Law & Order."
5. Wanted to take over Regis' title of Sexiest Talk Show Host.
4. I hear Lady Gaga likes the bad boys.
3. Needed a ratings boost against "The Tonight Show" ... oh, wait. Never mind.
2. Jon and Kate Gosselin were hogging the spotlight. When is my turn on "Larry King"?
1. My Twitter account was down.
-- contributions by Joseph Kapsch, Brill Bundy, Rick Porter, Hanh Nguyen & Korbi Ghosh
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Nice, really nice
That was good!
CBS needs to wake up now and throw this buffoon off the air as soon as possible. Let's hope they do NOT sign him to a new contract extension. Karma can come back to bite him in the rear and it has.
i think he was smart to just fess up, contact the authorities, and not drag it out any further....
these are funny. nice job!
lol awesome list
Jed,
Go watch Leno. I happen to enjoy this "buffoon."
Hilarious!
Publishing a list like this is in really bad taste. Shame on you Zap2it. Letterman is a victim of an extortion plot, just like John Travolta. What's next? Are you going to make fun of Travolta's son dying? Maybe a Top 10 list of why Travolta testified his son had autism? This is NOT funny stuff. Saying that "everyone is fair game" when it comes to "mockery" is not an excuse. Express some better judgement next time.
Classic... all quite funny