Jon Gosselin shares his 'epiphany' with Larry King
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Jon Gosselin went on "Larry King Live" Thursday (Oct. 1) night to share his "epiphany."Was it the epiphany that his pathetic third-life crisis isn't cute and isn't going to help him in his upcoming divorce proceedings? Was it the epiphany that while he's become a walking Ed Hardy billboard, his estranged wife has actually given some thought to how she's going to provide for their eight children in the years to come? Or was it the epiphany that his catting around has pretty much guaranteed that no woman worth the time of day is going to give him a second look.
Er, we're not sure. Probably a combination of No. 1 and 2 with a healthy dose of his lawyer handing him a script and telling him, "If you don't memorize this and keep your nose clean you're going to end up living in a transient hotel and eating cat food."
Either way, he told Larry, "I had an epiphany one day. I made mistakes. I'm here to apologize to Kate ... I apologize to Hailey."
Dude, apologizing to the mother of your children is one thing, but to your inappropriate girlfriend? Blech.
Oh, and Jon also wants everyone to know that he's seeking to put a halt to the upcoming series "Kate Plus Eight" because it doesn't include him. Or rather, "It's not healthy for my kids to to be on the show. It's detrimental to them."
No, Jon, it's detrimental to you to have Kate appear weekly on television raising the kids and getting on with her life with your screentime limited to the occasional visit to check out if the new babysitter is hot and stupid enough to fall for that old "Let's get in the hot tub with a bottle of wine and see what happens" line.While Jon says that he doesn't talk to Kate anymore, he does text message her. Sadly, she doesn't text back. Again, maybe it's because of those pesky eight kids making so many demands.
Our suggestion? They should both set up Twitter accounts. There's nothing like bitching at each other through social media to get you a couple more minutes of fame.
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Take your stand, Jon. Your children will thank you for it!
Kate..you're a free-loader of the highest degree. Get a real job without exploiting and using the children as an excuse at every turn.
How ignorant and pathetic. First of all, she does NOT have the kids more than he does. The time is equal. Pesky kids making demands on her? Please. She has nannies to take care of pesky demands by kids. She's too busy banging the bodyguard to respond to his texts. I don't know if you are male or female or a parent, but if you think she is a good Mom, you are crazy and I'd feel sorry for any kids of yours.
I hope Kate submits all of Jon's TV interviews during the divorce proceedings. He makes her case for her. What a jackass. He hasn't done one thing for anyone other than himself.
I agree with this article. Jon, in my opinion is smarmy, self-serving, and only interested in what is good for him. If he's cares so much about his kids, why did he choose to move to an expensive one-bedroom apartment in Manhattan rather than stay close to his kids in Pennsylvania? (answer: to be closer to his twenty-three year old girlfriend.) Why has he purchased four vehicles for himself in the last year -- Mercedes, BMW's, etc. -- NONE of which seats more than five people. Not exactly thinking about how you're going to transport 8 kids Jon. Just thinking about what cars will get you the ladies. Why does he go from hookup to hookup before he's even DIVORCED. That all turns into tabloid fare, and how does THAT affect the children?
And explain to me how this new "Divorced Dads Club" show with Michael Lohan is going to impact his kids. In my opinion, HE DOESN'T CARE.
In my opinion, this whole thing about the show suddenly being bad for the kids, (when just three weeks ago he was on tape saying how the show was JUST FINE for the kids), is simply his way of being petty over him being fired from the show. You fire me, I'll show you what I can do...
Disgusting.
Jon must think the rest of the public is as dumb as his 20 year old bimbo. What a crock!
Wonder how "Mr Big Shot" is going to pay child support on 8 kids?
What a MORON this lazy, jobless, loser is. It just dawned on him that he needs to be a dad...Well Yeah! If he really cared about his kids, he would man up and become a REAL dad/husband and stop bashing the mother of their children, instead of just being a whiny, selfish, sperm donor.
Who wrote his script anyway?
Sure Blame it all on KATE!
WOW Jon better Pray he doesn't have AIDS--shagging every PIG in town....now he wants to be PROUD PAPPA! He is a total WASTE OF SKIN!!
RUN KATE RUN!!! TLC has fired this male whor*!!
Kicked to the Curb! Ha your kids will thank you....not in this lifetime...RUN KIDS RUN!
Stupid ass jerk... He is only stopping or " slowing " down b/c he can get more money that his kids and Kate are making. If anyone is a freeloader it's HIM. He is the one that got or is money hungry. Notice Kate is still wearing her wedding ring when he is living high of the money, girlfriends, sports cars... And worth nothing to anyone.. He makes me sick. Go Kate be the mother of ur children let him run his disrespectful sorry ass into the ground since that's what he seems to be good at.
I totally agree with the article By Brill Bundy and Lisa, Shut up Jon, go to court and get the divorce over with, get a job, the 9 to 5 like you said you want, hopefully it not on TV, you have no talent and pay your child support.
It should have been Kate plus 9 when I was watching the show. Jon was sitting in the chair and I had the remote in my hand, I would point at him, like the remote could control and say speak, say something....
We don't want to see or hear your stupid face anymore. Jon you make me sick, you are like a delinquent child gone wild and bad. I feel sorry for Kate and the kids that you are in their life, they don't deserve all this misery.
Kate plus 8, let the show go on, I know I will be watching.
Your children will thank you for it!
Kate..you're a free-loader of the highest degree. Get a real job without exploiting and using the children as an excuse at every turn.
Lisa good idea! youtube has so many videos of jon! he's (wearing the knit cap)loving the benefits of the show & why his mom was not on the show, they text all the time & his younger (fatter) brother Mark lives nearby blah, blah! contrast w/what he said on the GMA 'i despise kate' interview! woops!!