'America's Next Top Model' Cycle 13 Promo: What a riot

By Brill Bundy

August 21, 2009 3:28 PM

It's amazing that in the span of one 30-second promo, "America's Next Top Model" can manage to irk us three times. Yet, lo and behold they do and it does.

1. If 35-year-old Kate Moss is the one and only "short" model that they're going to be able to find and reference as a success in the fashion industry, it's going to be a long season. We hope Kate gets a kickback every time they mention her name.

2. Hey, guys, six people were injured in the great "ANTM" riot of 2009. Not the classiest thing to mention when promoting your show. Because we bet none of those six actually made it on to the show. They're probably still bitter.

3. It's hard to believe that it's taken them 13 seasons to rename the makeovers Ty-Overs in honor of the raging ego that is Tyra Banks. That doesn't even make any sense.

Take a look for yourself.

"America's Next Top Model" returns on Wednesday, Sept. 9

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The CW will soon become the TB network.

Richard | August 21, 2009 3:54 PM

Brill, every new article you write seems to stupider than the last. What kind of a bitter, lame, excuse for a "reporter" are you? Just another typical piece of crap here for you to fill space with.

Here's an idea: How about going out and digging up some actual news. Zap2it used to be a fairly credible site, but your presence and input has changed that real fast.

Matt | August 23, 2009 10:05 AM

Does anybody know the song that is playing in the background in this promo? I would really like to know it...

Picket | September 8, 2009 5:48 PM