'Big Brother 11' Premiere: High School revival

Did any of you manage to remain spoiler free before the premiere of 'Big Brother 11'?

I did, despite how some of the loyal readers here tried to message me info on facebook. Sneaky informants! Yet, upon review, none of you warned me about the robotic joy of our lives, Julie Chen's amazing, off the shoulder sack-dress. What in the world is growing out of her thigh? Are those upgrades? And when is mini-bot due, anyway? You would think a pregnant automaton could be programmed with good taste, but here she is, dressed per her usual and making jokes about teenage pregnancy. Oh Julie, I've missed you!

Read the rest of this recap over at It Happened Last Night!