'Big Brother 11' Chima is a crybaby

 Last Thursday, 'Big Brother 11' brought us back to high school and brought Jessie back into our lives. Why do they hate us?

Jessie enters the house and the only people happy to see him are the Athletes. Kevin bemoans having to live with a "meathead" and Lydia decides she'll have to try and find common ground with him. Jessie, on the other hand, sings his own praises. Or attempts to as he strips off his shirt, walks like an Egyptian and hoots like a monkey. Despite all the chatter, Ronnie is the only one who really makes a move by meeting with Jessie and proposing an alliance. When Jessie agrees it would be unexpected, Ronnie attempts a metaphor by suggesting that the alliance is like the evil galactic empire and rebel alliance teaming up to take out the ewoks. Or something like that. 

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