'Lost' wants to know what's on your mind

It's funny posting a "Lost" entry on Father's Day, in that it's one day that most Losties would rather ignore altogether. But post I will, albeit nothing about the show's pervasive daddy issues. Rather, I'm going to complete a series started last Fall and present Season 5 of "Lost" as a series of Facebook updates.

If you missed the original series, be sure to check it out. For those of you that already know the drill, read on as I look at Season 5 in short, narcissistic bursts.

Pierre Chang can see for Miles...and Miles...and Miles.

Jack Shephard has no faith in medicine.

Hugo Reyes just transformed a Hot Pocket into a semi-lethal projectile.

Bernard Nadler smells roasted Frogurt nearby.

Eloise Hawking is tweeting from the Looking Glass station.

Daniel Faraday completed the "When in Time are You? Quiz and scored "1954."

The Others have just added the "Bury the Bomb" application.

Charlotte Staples Lewis has a headache THIS BIG.

John Locke and James Ford are watching their past lives flash before them. Literally.

Juliet Burke hopes she eventually learns out whom she shot in that other outrigger. Cross your fingers!

Danielle Rousseau and Jin-Soo Kwon are now friends.

Benjamin Linus, Jack Shephard, Sayid Jarrah, Sun-Hwa Kwon, and Kate Austen are all attending "Tense Meeting at Slip 23."

Kate Austen is, for once, NOT coming with you.

Charles Widmore reserved the Facebook user name "jeremy_bentham".

John Locke added "Tunisia" to the "Places I Have Visited" application.

Eloise Hawking is booking flights to Guam on Priceline.

Caesar is VACATION BABY, YEA!

Juliet Burke has finally achieved happiness after a lifetime of heartbreak, and thinks nothing can break her good mood.

Kate Austen and Jack Shephard are back on the Island.

Juliet Burke is looking for a Victoria's Secret in New Otherton.

Stuart Radzinsky added "Physics," "Construction," and "Annoying Everyone Within Earshot" as Interests.

Sayid Jarrah is too busy playing the real life version of Mafia Wars to accept your request to play it here.

Young Ben Linus thought that prison break would end differently.

Hugo Reyes is on the panel for "Miles Straume's Theories on Causality in Time Travel" seminar in New Otherton this Wednesday. Chips and dipping sauces will be served!

Richard Alpert has to run an errand before Eloise and Charles return from the Renaissance Faire. Huzzah!

John Locke feels like a new man lately.

James Ford will probably regret calling Kate "Freckles."

Daniel Faraday Charlotte: poetry in motion. Me? Blinded by science.

Jacob sees trouble looming on the horizon. Get it? LOOMing? I'll be here all week! Try the veal!

Frank Lapidus just scored a "0" on Ilana's "What Lies in the Shadow of the Statue?" quiz.

Juliet Burke is worried about her well being.

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