Jack Bauer's headbutt: not his fault?
The latest in the Kiefer Sutherland headbutt saga? He's innocent!
That's what it means when a statement is issued saying he was "neither the instigator nor a wrongdoer in this incident," right?
Michael C. Miller, an attorney for Sutherland, released the following on behalf of his client today:
We are troubled by the untruthful and self-serving information circulating regarding Kiefer Sutherland and events of last Monday evening. We are confident, however, that the investigation being conducted by the Manhattan District Attorney's Office and the NYPD will confirm that Kiefer Sutherland was neither the instigator nor a wrongdoer in this incident. Out of respect for this law enforcement process, Kiefer Sutherland will not be making any comment.
In case you missed it, Kiefer supposedly headbutted a fashion designer at the Met Costume Gala last Monday. The gossip is that he was defending Brooke Shields who was bumped by the designer, though Shields has denied that said "bumping" went down. Her rep says they don't know why Kiefer did what he did...
Jack Bauer!
UPDATE: Oh boy... Another statement -- this one from Shields' camp -- saying she had nothing to do with the previous statements was released via Gerald Lefcourt, her attorney:
A number of statements have been attributed to Ms. Shields in the media that are neither true nor authorized. These statements were obviously made by those who were not in attendance at the party and constitute their version of events. While at the party she was bumped into by Jack McCullough and Kiefer Sutherland became concerned. Kiefer has always been a gentleman in her company. Both Jack and Kiefer are friends of Ms. Shields and she regrets this unfortunate situation.
If I have to pick a Jack, I'm going with Bauer. You?
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Head-butting someone and breaking their nose in several places, then claiming "I wasn't the instigator," sounds to me like a variation on the old childhood standby, "he started it!"
Kiefer needs to get his act together.
What is a headbutt?
A headbutt is when a person's forehead is shaped in such a way that it resembles human buttocks, causing them to be teased unmercifully for decades by schoolchildren and other smart-alecky types.
*pause*
Actually, it's when a person uses their head to strike another person, generally in the area of the face. It can cause grave injuries if the person is hit in the nose in such a way that it drives the bones into the brain. Generally, it hurts like hell, can be very bloody and is frowned upon by people. Also, since the skull is rather hard, doing a headbutt usually hurts the doer as much as the do-ee. In short, Kiefer Sutherland was an idiot.
Im a huge kiefer fan! But bumping into a lady and not saying your sorry does not warrant a head butt. My guess is he was drunk again. Why is kiefer so un happy that he is drinking so much again?
If I were Kiefer, I would've simply snarled "DROP THE DESIGN SKETCH!!!" ... McCullough would have poo'd himself.
Oh, and I'm going with Bauer!
I like Kiefer Sutherland, but a head-butt seems to be an extreme overreaction to someone bumping into Brooke Shields, even if she was jostled.
this guy is the man
>> What is a headbutt?
visbea's friend
All this drama with Kiefer/Jack or whatever he calls himself these days.