Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile on FunnyorDie.com

By Hanh Nguyen

April 14, 2009 8:53 AM

Lindsay Lohan isn't too heartbroken to poke fun at herself in an eHarmony profile parody on FunnyorDie.com.

"I'm recently single, I think ... and I'm looking for someone to spend the rest of my life with -- or at least the rest of my probation with," says LiLo in the ad.

She also lists her attributes, including that she "single-handedly kept 90 percent of all gossip websites in business," claims she's seeking a person "who doesn't have relatives quick to issue restraining orders" and straight up admits she has a screw loose.

Check out the profile yourself:

Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile from Lindsay Lohan

Here's the thing: Lindsay's video is actually funny, unlike let's say Zac Efron's recent pool party video that relied on cameo appearances and wacky activity.

It's a shame really. We think that Lohan has always been pretty darn talented in the acting, especially comedic acting, department. It's too bad that she's a (self-confessed) crazy person. Also, this self-deprecating humor just makes us mourn for her lost potential more.

Your thoughts? Can LiLo make a comeback?

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14 Comments

This is good.

Baby B | April 14, 2009 11:08 AM

LOL!!!!! Hey Lindz, sign me up. I'm available!

Steven Waldie | April 14, 2009 11:26 AM

Lindsay, you like to take a break from all the buzz and relax on our ranch and have a quiet horse back ride...let me know..leaving NY in May to settle in new home.
Good rural place to relax

Cinderella | April 14, 2009 9:02 PM

I LOVED IT!! WERE PROBABLY A GOOD MATCH ,I'M A RECOVERED ALCOHOLIC,SINGER/SONGWRITER,AND BEEN THERE DONE THAT WITH COURTROOM SHUFFLE,OH YA I LOVE THE BEACH ,WALK IT OFTEN,LINDSAY IF YOU READ THIS KEEP COMIN BACK AND THINK,THINK,THINK AND IF NEED TO CALL 407 486 0505

jerry burek | April 14, 2009 11:13 PM

PS. LINDSAY I GOT JUST THE RIGHT SCREWDRIVER

jerry burek | April 14, 2009 11:16 PM

Me encantarÃa conocer a alguien tan divertida como tu y poder charlar y chatear , soy de Argentina-Corrientes(Cap.), te dejo mi mail.------

I would like to meet someone as fun as your chat and chat, and I Argentina-Corrientes (Cap.). You leave my mail.

jose | April 15, 2009 6:21 AM

eres muy bonita i me encantaria conocerte y almismo tiempo quererte .si me dieras esas oportunidad creeme jamas sufririas .eres la persona de mi vida de mis sueÃ±os si solo me diera esa oportunida hoja y me contestes bye niÃ±a bonita

sol | April 15, 2009 7:52 AM

I like p***in' out in an Escalade
and I'll drive you when you're drunk like everyday
even if it's a PCH car chase
we can walk along the beach right after the court case

we can crash a party, a car, or your career
and then look around afterwards for your underwear
yo this rap started out as just a summary
but now it looks like some kinda desperate plea

to hear me rap my full opinion, watch:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQgbWFD4OXw

JournalRhythm | April 15, 2009 10:04 PM

hi linsa,,,bagaimana aku bisa mengertimu

rest | April 18, 2009 8:42 AM

hi linsa,,,bagaimana aku bisa mengertimu

rest | April 18, 2009 8:42 AM