'Office': CriManSqua, FNC!
TwitterI'm sure I missed some things in Thursday's jam-packed Office, because I just can't transcribe as fast as the jokes were flying in an episode about an obscene watermark printed on Dunder Mifflin paper.
So, so much to laugh at, so we'll go all-bullet points on the highlights:
Jim's pre-credits Dwight imitation: "Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica." Anyone catch what the bobblehead that finally sent Dwight off was?- Stanley apologizing to a customer -- "I am upset. Don't I sound upset?" -- in the same Stanley monotone he always uses (outside of Pretzel Day and setting Ryan up for fall).
- The return of Threat Level: Midnight, the name of Michael's screenplay from the season two episode "The Client."
- Creed is one amoral cat, huh? Hanging out Debbie Brown like that. But let him explain: "The only difference between me and a homeless man is this job. I will do whatever it takes to survive -- just like I did when I was a homeless man."
- Great editing on the talking-head bit with Kelly ("This day is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S ...") and Angela, gobbling pills and saying, "I don't have a headache. I'm just preparing."
- Michael, unable to help himself: "I need two men on this. (That's what she said.) No time! (But she did.) No time!"
- "Beer me. ... I always say 'Beer me.' People laugh like a quarter of the time."
- More Andy: "She's probably a guidance counselor? A tutor?" And, "We didn't do anything illegal -- except knock over a mailbox with her friends."
Creepiest Dwight moment ever? I'm hard-pressed to think of something worse than his description of the endless variations of barnyard sex. - Angela's utter inability to say "I'm sorry."
- Every last word of Michael's apology video, but especially "our embarrassing watermark boner" and "escapegoat."
- The return of Nice Guy Jim, helping Andy forget his underage girlfriend.
- And, finally, Dwight's payback imitation of Jim just before the end credits. Nice bookend.
That's my list. What's yours?
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This is pretty much the most Creed we've ever gotten. I really loved his not-so-subtle phone call to find out who was gone last week, and the way he not only threw her to the wolves, but stole her cash.
How about the buddy banter between Kevin and Oscar? That was fun.
No Jim/Pam/Karen stuff, although Pam looked really cute when she was explaining to Michael about how he was wasting time.
I enjoyed Kelly covering her pinky finger/phone mouthpiece with her other hand so the pretend customer couldn't hear her.
Great episode, but no Toby! It was really good to get more Kelly and Creed. The Dwight impersonation in the beginning was spot on perfect. Right down to the "Michael!"
God, beer me strength.
How about Dwight putting the big plant in front of Phillis to hide her? Funny stuff!
At the end of the apology video, "you have 1 day".
I nearly cried from laughing so much at Kelly's Bridget Jones' accent and Kevin's Australian one! Hands down, clueless Kevin and talk-a-holic Kelly are my two favorite office supporting players (Though "The offical position of Dunder-Mifflin is apologetic" Angela is a close third).
the four pieces of paper taped together to make an American Flag behind Michael during the video.
Michael calling Ryan
"Sweetcheeks"
Loved the fact that Michael has apparently made several apology videos.
I also thought it was funny that Michael won't let anyone else but Pam film his apology videos because he wants them to have "a woman's touch".