Call 1-888-OOPS-JEW

September 27, 11:37 AM

Fans of The Colbert Report know that host Stephen Colbert has been taking the 10 Days of Teshuvah very seriously this year.

The days between Rosh Hashanah (last Saturday and Sunday) and Yom Kippur (this Sunday night into Monday) are among the most important in the Jewish calendar, a time for spiritual renewal and repentance. Ever the helpful faux pundit, Colbert has installed a special phone to allow his Jewish friends to call him to apologize.

Initially, the phone number was impossible to access, since it featured Hebrew characters. On Tuesday (Sept. 26) night's show, though, Colbert admitted that he was shocked to discover that Jews don't use phones with Hebrew letters and adjusted accordingly, announcing the new number as 1-888-OOPS-JEW (or 1-888-667-7539).

When instructed by TV personalities to call phone numbers or visit websites, I do.

Those calling the number are greeted by Colbert's cheery voice:

"Shalom and welcome to Stephen Colbert's Atonement Hotline. At the beep, please be a mensch and unburden your soul by stating how you've wronged me, Stephen Colbert. Your call will not be returned, but selected apologies may be broadcast on the air. You should be so lucky."

A female voice cuts in to provide the necessary disclaimers, but stick around for the final kicker courtesy of Colbert, who chirps up at the end "And she's single!"

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Comments (11)

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And people find this funny? He's pathetic. Go suck an egg Colbert, cuz yer not funny. The only people who do think you're funny are the mindless idiots, mostly teenagers and liberals who wouldn't know real satire or humor if it was staring right at them.

T | Sep 27, 2006 9:14:23 PM | #

Moron ^ Moron

. | Sep 27, 2006 10:21:38 PM | #

Cuz yeah, you know funny.

Go Suck an Egg? | Sep 28, 2006 12:46:09 AM | #

I'm going to guess that the original commenter is someone closely tied to the Administration. The Powers That Be don't like it when they're poked, and it's shown that the Emperor hasn't any clothes. Colbert's dead-on impression of highly-opinionated, grossly-underinformed neocon talking heads is probably uncomfortable for them. I mean, if I saw the whole world through the lens of truthiness, I'd probably be made at someone who challenged my worldview too.

Holden McCrank | Sep 28, 2006 8:15:50 AM | #

Oy vey, Colbert, such a fegele gonif. Not kosher and not funny from here, either.

Michael Herschcowitz | Sep 29, 2006 3:05:52 PM | #

Hee ^ hee ^ hee!
It's working perfectly!
See the straight man volunteer
To work for Steve for free.

Blebnod McGee | Sep 29, 2006 10:01:23 PM | #

The original poster can go suck an egg! And yeah I agree, what the hell does sucking an egg have to do with anything remotely offending. If that's your thing bro then suck away. Second, Colbert along with Stewart got to be the funniest people on T.V. talk shows right now. I voted for Bush, cause well shit, he was just the better of the two evils in this case but I also supported him (AT FIRST). Anyway, watch this clip and tell me this is not one of the most funniest bit's on television:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=dEJY6g-Z3nE

Now stop your bitching, and go suck an egg and kick your administration ass in the egg.

Roy Dufek | Oct 13, 2006 4:54:32 PM | #

haha, You are indeed correct!
I will tell my jew friends on JRomances.com. I think they will be intereted with this.
Chloe Jones
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Chloe Jones | Mar 29, 2007 5:59:57 AM | #

Stephen Colbert isn't really funny. His delivery is stilted and overly aggressive and his fans tend to be very zealous. I don't usually watch the Colbert Report... I watch the Daily Show up to the point they do the interview and then change to something more interesting (or turn off the TV all together), but when I have seen it it strikes me like his fans just like his politics and rudeness. And for the record, I preferred the Daily Show when the main anchorman was Craig Kilborn. And I actually watched talk soup when Hal Sparks hosted...

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