Memo to Naomi Campbell: Yes, honey, you are fierce, but probably what you need to come to terms with is that jail may very well be in your future. And it’s not very chic in there, girlfriend. Acting up on a plane these days, in case ya haven’t heard, is more than just drama, it’s a federal offense, given the state of terrorism and security in this world. You need better medication and a full-time handler to shut you down. You can afford it, too.

Is this Jay Z, Beyonce wedding imminent? It sort of feels like it might be. They are working behind the scenes and the tabs are getting NO dirt about their plans, or so it would seem. Why New York? We would have expected a Texas nuptial, given that the bride usually picks. But maybe Jay talked her into New York where more of their professional friends and lives are located. Crimony, this seems so quick. Wonder if there is baby stuff goin’ on? Just a thought.

We were tres disappointed in the ‘Make Me A Supermodel’ finale. Didn’t want the chick to win. Loved the runner-up dude, who looks like he’s from another era. Modern yet period, ya know. We do think the winner’s little fiancé, while cute, is gonna be toast in the not too distant future. She’ll make money and travel and unless he has his own big career and is super-grounded and secure, she’ll dump him because he’ll become a civilian drain. We’ve seen it happen many times before.

John Krazinski, the ‘Leatherheads’ cutie, is certain to move up to A-lister after this flick. Good to see him get this kind of exposure as a cute lead. We predict big things.

Speaking of ‘Leatherheads,’ Renee Zellweger was a strange Texas mess on Letterman, using that hick accent – which she whips out at odd intervals – to flirt with Dave in the oddest way. We kinda get the chills seeing all her bones poking out of her shoujlders and knees. FREAkSHOW. And then she confesses to guest co-host on ‘Regis & Kelly,’ Anderson Cooper, that he’s her crush. Um, duh sister. No wonder you can’t get your love life together. We do think Anderson is way attractive tho, and no onein news wears clothes like him.

Heidi of Speidi supports GOP presidential contender John McCain. Why anyone would care who SHE is backing is unfathomable. But she announced it. Go figure. ZZZZZZZ.

New Kids on the Block are back together. Not sure if we think this is a stellar idea or a gimmicky train wreck. We met Jordan Knight once and we were not impressed. That’s all we’ll say. Hopefully they can still dance. Mebbe they would all tour, those boy bands like InSync and such. Probably a lot of folks would pay big money to see them together, maximizing their potential. BTW: We think Joey McIntyre looks amazingly yummy all grown up. He's the cutest one now by far.

As we told you previously, K-Fed is out spending Britney’s money. Not funny. Flashing cash he didn’t really earn, being the big man in Vegas and tipping waitresses like 1,000 percent. That’s not cool. He may be keeping his mouth shut on his ex, but he needs to know that there is an end to his celebrity by association gravy train. AS IF. Put a cap on hit, play-uh.

Speakin’ of Brit-Brit: One year from now, we predict, she is going to be engaged in a comeback for real, managed properly, medicated and refocused as an adult. We think she will do ‘Oprah’ where she will talk about mental illness, her struggle (post-partum), the sadness over a failed marriage and the acrimony with her parents. She will emerge sympathetic and people will root for her to do well. The public’s love of her will be renewed as she confesses her failures. American loves a redemption story, a comeback. That’s what makes us America, dammit. We take ya back when ya screw up. Stay tuned.

We are a Marla Maples fan. Always have been. Think she’s a gorgeous Southern belle and we wished we looked like that. We love seeing her frolic publicly with the former Bachelor Andy Baldwin, who has the best body in showbiz, even if he’s really a military officer in real life. They are a smokin’ hot couple, especially with her being 13 years his senior. This is better than Ashton and Demi. We’re glad to see her out in the spotlight a bit. We’ve missed her, but are glad she’s no longer with The Donald.

Comments

What I don't understand about Ms. Spears is why she finds it necessary to continue a career. She took three minutes to deal with her illness and now is pushing for a comeback. Given that she is devoid of talent, her only selling power is the train wreck she became. Why do we need her in the business? There are many young and very talented actors and singers in the world who put her to shame. She needs to focus on mothering those boys, not attempting to stay relevant.

sylvie | Apr 6, 2008 6:42:29 PM | #

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i back u on that sylvie, i think instead of trying to show herself more in the hollywood community, she should focus on getting back her kids.

la_mant00 | Apr 16, 2008 7:53:13 AM | #

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