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Johnny Depp dead? Just another stupid Web hoax

By Elizabeth Snead on January 24, 2010 8:26 AM
Johnny Depp is NOT dead.Reports on the Web and on Twitter about actor Johnny Depp's car being found alongside a road in Bordeaux are just a total hoax. So breathe easy, Depp fans.The fictional news story was made out of a CNN report: Johnny Depp dies after fatal car crashAlcohol is most likely involved.The wreckage of Johnny Depp's...
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Johnny Depp stays onboard 'Pirates,' Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightly jump ship, Rob Marshall grabs the helm

By Elizabeth Snead on January 22, 2010 3:54 PM
Captain Jack Sparrow will soon set sail in search of the Fountain of Youth. On The Dish Rag's Mapquest: Take Fountain to La Cienega, turn left, turn right on Santa Monica and left on Rodeo Drive. Then you're smack dab in the middle of Beverly Hills, where most of the top Hollywood dermatologists and  plastic surgeons have...
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Johnny Depp is People's Sexiest Man Alive? Duh.

By Elizabeth Snead on November 18, 2009 6:35 AM
In a shocking move, People magazine has anointed one of the sexiest actors on the planet Johnny Depp as their 2009 Sexiest Man of the Year.
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'Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides' sets sail for summer 2011

By Elizabeth Snead on September 11, 2009 3:44 PM
Are you ready for the official title of the next "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie?...
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New York magazine says Johnny Depp is NOT sexy. Are they high?

By Elizabeth Snead on July 1, 2009 3:19 PM
New York magazine's Vulture blog has decided to risk life and limb by declaring that "Public Enemies" is the latest Johnny Depp movie in which the actor proves himself to be decidedly unsexy. Whaaaaaa? May we quote: "To say the sex scenes are tepid is generous. Oatmeal is sexier. Johnny Depp is profoundly beautiful, deeply...

'Angels and Demons' Stellan Skarsgard slams Dan Brown: 'terribly bad writer'

By Elizabeth Snead on May 14, 2009 7:06 PM
File this under: Everyone's a critic.Actor Stellan Skarsgard isn't a fan of "The Da Vinci Code" author Dan Brown's writing."I think Dan Brown is a terribly bad writer, but he has cliffhangers after every chapter which makes you continue reading," Skarsgard told Swedish broadcaster SVT."It's like eating peanuts at a bar. You don't like them,...

Miley Cyrus' sweet 16 birthday bash at Disneyland

By Elizabeth Snead on October 6, 2008 10:44 AM
A puppy, a couture gown and a birthday party at Disneyland? Miley Cyrus' 16th birthday gave new meaning to the word "schweeeeeet." Although she doesn't actually turn 16 until Nov. 23, the Disneyland theme park in Anaheim closed Sunday night for the "Hannah Montana" star's major life event. The party included a four-song performance by the...

Is Johnny Depp turning into Disney's Mickey Mouse?

By Elizabeth Snead on September 25, 2008 12:08 PM
Johnny Depp is becoming more of a Disney mascot than Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck. News this week is that Depp has signed on for three more Disney pics. He's agreed to walk the plank again as Captain Jack Sparrow in a fourth "Pirates of the Caribbean." And Hi-O-Silver, away! Depp will also don a headband...
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