'Big Brother': The April and Ollie Show (SPOILERS)
The Power of Veto ceremony happened two days ago and now the Big Brother houseguests just have to sit around and twiddle their thumbs until Thursday night. The producers really need to work on the pace. I can only watch the houseguests play Hide & Seek and Assassins for so long. April and Ollie are being their usual delightful selves, though. Follow along after the jump to find out how.
It's pretty much a foregone conclusion that April is leaving. I realize it must suck to know you're going and still have to sit around the house for 3 days, but it's turning both her and Ollie into big pouty babies. April has been using the c-word in regards to Keesha, probably because April is prettier than Keesha is. That's what it is, definitely. Ollie is no slouch either, using the homosexual word that starts with "f" in regards to Dan and Memphis. Lovely. Delightful. Do you kiss your mama with that mouth?
Speaking of kissing... April and Ollie were having some sex last night and April got a little rambunctious "down there" and Ollie joked about needing a band aid. They then made a comment that the cameras totally busted them, but the way they made it sound leads me to believe they don't think the camera has busted them before now. I'd rhetorically ask "Are they retarded?" but that would be an insult to all mentally challenged people.
There are MICROPHONES and NIGHT-VISION CAMERAS in the house. How can they NOT think the entire world has been privvy to their sexcapades? I hope they are both well and truly mortified when they get out of the house and there is video all over the net of April asking Ollie to... arrive on her.
In other News of the Delusional, April commented that she and Libra in the jury house will be "a pair not to be reckoned with. My game is not over, you watch." ....A pair NOT to be reckoned with? April is Vizzini! "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." Also, does April understand how this game works. I mean, yes, she gets a vote on the jury. But once she's out of the house... ya know what? Forget it, Andrea. It's the Big Brother House.
April retarded? INCONCEIVABLE!!!
I'm sure Ollie's father is immensely proud of the son he raised. Not knocking him for a little casual sex, just his delusion and hate-mongering.
Blue Sean | Aug 20, 2008 1:29:18 PM | #EWWWWW Gross. I don't care what happened between April and Ollie, and I hope to GOD I never see the footage. CBS please leave this act out of Thursday's show, I'm BEGGING YOU PLEASE.
Justin | Aug 20, 2008 8:54:20 PM | #Justin, April and Ollie have been doing this the entire time. Since like the first week. Sex, all the time.
CBS just has chosen to edit them and make them look all sweet, instead of like skanks.
Andrea | Aug 20, 2008 9:13:13 PM | #Why am I not surprised Ollie made homophobic remarks. I have said since the first week he wasn't to be trusted and that he is letting everyone else do the battling. This is just more evidence that Steven was booted from the house because some people were uncomfortable with a homosexual. I am hoping people wake up and realize that Ollie has to go. He wouldn't appreciate if someone used the "N" word in reference to him. Why is then Ok for him to use the "F" word.
Bruce | Aug 20, 2008 10:19:48 PM | #When Ollie was on his way to the BB house the last thing his father said to him was "Don't embarass us." Well guess what that fool did exactly that. He needs to leave, he's not playing the game anyway. I thought this was BB not the Dating Game.
Monya | Aug 21, 2008 7:46:26 AM | #I agree with everything Bruce and Monya said. Ollie's letting everyone else play the game for him so he can just coast along and not get blamed for anything.
He basically does anything and everything April tells him to do. He needs to go.
Love the Vizzini reference! Priceless.
JavaChick | Aug 21, 2008 10:16:37 AM | #I am nominating Ollie as the worst and most boring houseguest in Big Brother history. I also thought he was a virgin going into the house. Are you saying he was deflowered on national television?
AJ Pesh | Aug 21, 2008 11:02:17 AM | #nothing is wrong with the word fag, do not compare it to the racist term that starts with an N
earp | Aug 21, 2008 11:17:25 AM | #There is A LOT wrong with the word fag, earp.
And it is just as hurtful, to some people, as the n-word.
Claire | Aug 21, 2008 11:58:22 AM | #AJ Pesh: Ollie has told April about some of his sexual past history. That includes strippers, and many other people. His deflowering has long since died and withered away.
Tonya | Aug 21, 2008 1:23:05 PM | #The entire season of showtime too went bust after Jessie and Libra's departure. Now it's all about trying to play happy families and whispering at levels that make even whispering sound like regular voices. Who learns to whisper that low? Are they spies in everyday life? Give me a break. Plz don't obstruct your microphone,plz move it higher,plz get a new one. Please get a clue producers this is a skilled art for these people-if they don't want you to hear,you won't. I have heard ollie use that derogatory term-but what would you really expect out of a minister childs mouth. These are some of the most repressed,rebellious kids on earth. He knows his family is watching-he knows they saw him doing the nasty and he just doesn't care-just like before he got on the show i'm sure.
david s | Aug 21, 2008 1:27:37 PM | #It's so stupid for them to do this.. That is so suck!!! They knew better... They want to be show off in the national tv.. TURN ME OFF.... I am so glad April is out of the house.. Next is OLLIE.... BYE BYE
Gary | Aug 21, 2008 7:53:08 PM | #I am disgusted by Ollie's actions. I am a preacher's kid. I am no saint by any means, but I respect my father enough not to do anything to embarass him. People hold preacher and their children to a high standard. How can his dad teach the bible while his son is having unprotected sex on tv for everyone to see. Trust me, after seeing the show last night, he father does not know about the sex. I feel sick to my stomach when I think of the shame he is putting his family through. Gossip and finger pointing is what his father is getting behind his back. Ollie knows better.
Yolanda | Aug 22, 2008 6:37:17 AM | #Ollie, without a doubt is wrong for using the "f" word. He should really reevaluate his perspective on society, if it is taboo to say that word, he should respect that and remove it from his vocabulary, I also think that April is a bit delusional if she thinks that she is more beautiful than Keesha. Have you seen April with out make up? I sorry there's no comparison between the two Keesha is hotter. "My Opinion"
JJ | Aug 22, 2008 7:57:08 AM | #I just want to throw this out into the universe as food for thought. How is it that Ollie thinks its OK to use the F word? Would he like it if I called him an N?? An IGNORANT N? Because you can't justify calling other people hurtful, derrogatory colloquialisms when you yourself are a member of a group of people who have their own share of terms e.g. N-word, tar baby, moon cricket, Aunt Jemima, boy, gal... I just to say, Ollie, I like fried chicken and watermelon too! Now how does that feel?
AlexisColby | Aug 22, 2008 8:46:12 AM | #April is so into herself. I can't believe she actually said that she is prettier than Keesha!
Leo | Aug 22, 2008 10:46:52 AM | #People come on Ollie IS A GROWN MAN. He embarrassed himself NOT his family. His Family can not control his actions and neither can anyone else, geesh.
Shonna | Aug 22, 2008 10:53:22 AM | #and if the people that knows him and his family are TRUE friends then they would know where to point the finger.
Shonna | Aug 22, 2008 10:57:24 AM | #faggot, faggot, faggot vs. the n-word what world is this, we must be in a parrelell universe??
da man | Aug 22, 2008 11:30:45 PM | #