I need to find someone to fund a plane to fly a message over the Big Brother 10 house. The message shall read "Dear HGs, Please, for the love of God and all that is holy, DO SOMETHING ALREADY" and maybe I will add something in there about Dan being a total idiot.

But before we get to Dan's idiocy, let's review! Memphis and Dan formed a secret alliance and named themselves the Renegades, because they are both unspeakably lame. Renny was HoH and put up April and Jerry, which put a damper on Ollie and April's ability to plan out their futures together. Ollie and April both campaigned for her, with April even offering up all her BB cash to Dan, but in the end it did no good and she was sent home anyway.

When we left the HGs, they were hanging from vines and being swung into a wall on occasion. They hit the wall pretty hard, which was gratifying to watch. The wall was hung with water balloons filled with green dye, which they grabbed and pelted each other with. It added to the overall air of wetness, as they were also doused in rain from time to time. Also, Michelle claimed to want vengeance for April, which makes no sense considering she voted her out. Whatevs.

Read the rest of the recap over at It Happened Last Night!

Comments

Message to writer Jessica..

Bitch..if you dont like the show..don't write about it !.. some of us enjoy it ..so to hear your miserable and not very funny recaps and observations... why not write for the Onion.. you're better suited for that crap..

mark - toronto | Aug 25, 2008 8:04:35 AM | #

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thats quite rude mark

| Aug 25, 2008 9:31:15 AM | #

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Message to Mark...

Last I checked no one forced you to read the recaps in the first place. You don't like them? Don't read them. Pretty simple.

leigh | Aug 25, 2008 11:35:19 AM | #

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LOL. If you think Dan is dumb, you either aren't watching the show or you're as stupid as the other people in the house. You know - ones he manipulates and plays head games with on a daily basis. It's called "dumb like a fox," dear. Google it.

KV | Aug 25, 2008 12:09:39 PM | #

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I think Dan is playing an excellant game. His strategy is different from other players in the past but it seems to be working for him. He's been a target since day one because of Brian yet he's still there and not even getting nominated. I'd love to see him win the whole thing. Go Dan!!!!!

Dan Fan | Aug 25, 2008 2:09:44 PM | #

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Do you still think Dan is dumb today? What have you been eating? You seem to have egg on your face. Danny seems to be doing pretty well for a dumb guy.

Sal | Aug 25, 2008 9:59:02 PM | #

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Let's all remember that I am the one who watches the feeds. The recaps are done by two wonderful women who only post about what they've seen in the aired shows. So far... I bet Dan looks pretty dumb if you haven't watched the feeds and know what happens.

Andrea | Aug 25, 2008 10:09:29 PM | #

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Are you serious? You can't possibly be that oblivious. Dan is playing a brilliant game. He certainly has more of a game plan than ANY other player. Please tell me where ANY move (aside from Americas player moves) has hurt him. This is one of the best reality show players in YEARS. If you think he is lacking in some way, then you are delusional.

Phil Miller | Aug 25, 2008 11:09:09 PM | #

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It amazes me how people are saying how smart Dan is for his gameplay..Yeah he has made some moves however I don't believe that the way he has achieved his goals will help him when the jury votes!Last time I checked there is only 1 Winner!

Tim | Aug 28, 2008 6:15:56 PM | #

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I swore after last year's show that I wasn't going to ever watch Big Brother again. I didn't start watching right away but my husband watches and I started watching too. I take issue with the show as a whole. It encourages, condones and celebrates lying,cheating and stealing; all the things that I was taught growing up to be wrong. It's not just "a game" is it? It's teaching and demonstrating to our young people and children that it's OK to back stab, go back on your word and that integrity and honesty aren't important. And look at this year's biggest hipocrite, Dan, the church guy whom I would expect to lead the most Christian life of all of them . He's the biggest snake. I would be ashamed to have him as a son or any other relative. Jerry, you were right, Dan is a JUDAS among other things evil.

Linda | Aug 28, 2008 6:33:12 PM | #

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To Linda:

Judge not lest ye be judged.

If you don't like what the game stands for, then don't watch and give the show more ratings. The Bible also says that we can be guilty by association. If you're watching the show, then you are in a way condoning the actions, which means you're right up there with my man, Dan.

Btw, how dumb is Dan now? Victory seems to be in sights.

Lee | Sep 12, 2008 1:46:57 AM | #

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Looks like so many of us were right, and Jessica Paff, was Soooo wrong.

Phil Miller | Sep 15, 2008 12:58:29 PM | #

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