'American Idol' Phoenix Auditions

Another season of American Idol is upon us, boys and girls! I'm giddy with anticipation. I'm glad to hear they are showing more talent and less crazy people in the initial audition rounds this year. Nothing annoys me more than a person who makes the Top 24 whom we have never seen before. We've got two hours tonight and two hours tomorrow so strap in, folks.

I have cracked open a 2006 Zinfandel and am ready to rock. Bring on the montages, talented singers, new judge Kara, Seacrest-Cowell homoeroticism, Randy's "dawgs" and Paula's slurred shenanigans. THIS... IS AMERICAN IDOL! [Ba-dah-da-da-da-da-da-da-buh-daaaahhh] Recap can be found here.