'American Idol' Goes to Kansas City

Night Two. We join our American Idol judges in Kansas City, where hopefully the good Midwestern girls know better than to show up in a bikini and try to suck face with Ryan Seacrest. But you never know... THIS... is AMERICAN IDOL [bah dah da-da-da-da-da-da bah duhhhhh]

Our first audition is Chelsea Marquardt. She sings "Without You" and she's another person who obviously has an instrument to work with but has no training and the wheels completely fall off when forced to sing acapella. Seriously, why do girls sing Mariah for their auditions? Have we learned nothing in 7 seasons?

Read the full recap here!

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